🚨 FINANCIAL EMERGENCY IN PROGRESS
If I got a dollar every time someone visited this page and left without paying…
I'd still be staring at nothing. 😭
MISSED DOLLARS SO FAR
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(and climbing every second you hesitate)
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Magnetically attracting excuses
Just not sats. Never sats.
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Cursor autocompleted 90% of this
The other 10% was Stack Overflow
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Drop the sats
Mic drop follows payment
🏛️ Hall of Almost-Broke Me
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