If I got a dollar every time someone visited this page and left without paying…
MISSED DOLLARS SO FAR
(and climbing every second you hesitate)
Or go full hero
If this counter has ever made you feel things — scan the QR below and send a few sats. Any amount. ⚡
Held together with pins
And a prayer to Vercel
ChatGPT built this
Which means you owe the robots too
Drop the sats
Mic drop follows payment
Make it go viral
Share the guilt. Watch the number grow.
🏛️ Hall of Almost-Broke Me
See all →“fine. FINE. i hope you buy something responsible with this”
— The Reluctant Satsender
about 1 month ago
“came for the meme, stayed for the existential dread, left 250 sats richer (you)”
— JustPassingThrough
about 1 month ago
“it's 2am and i can't sleep. sending sats seemed like the only logical solution”
— @sleepless_sender
about 1 month ago
“this is extortion and i respect it deeply. here's 69 sats”
— GrumpyButFair
about 1 month ago
“no idea what lightning network is but i figured it out just for this”
— @nfi_but_paid
about 1 month ago
“sent 100 sats. my therapist said i needed to work on guilt. she was right”
— PeterPaysNow
about 1 month ago
“i demand a receipt. and also good job, this site is genuinely funny”
— Karen M.
about 1 month ago
“opened this tab 4 days ago and couldn't close it. you win”
— @cheap_charlie_no_more
about 1 month ago
“sent from my cold storage wallet just to prove i know what i'm doing. also sorry”
— TechBro Todd
about 1 month ago
“i've lost more on shitcoins than this. at least this guilt trip was entertaining”
— @hodlgang_ricky
about 2 months ago
“paid under protest. the blinking dot was judging me and i cracked”
— anonymous_coward
about 2 months ago
“my son showed me this site and told me to pay. so here's 21 sats. love you sweetheart”
— Mum
about 2 months ago
“i was going to leave but then the counter went up while i was watching and i panicked”
— @btc_benny
about 2 months ago
“sent 500 sats. told my boss it was a business expense. i have no regrets”
— DaveFromAccounting
about 2 months ago
“my wife said if i send one more sat she's leaving. worth it honestly”
— @satoshi_steph
about 2 months ago
“I am that hero you’re looking for 🤣💵”
— @gotinfirst
about 2 months ago