Hall of Almost-Broke Me
Every excuse, every confession. Some people paid. Most didn't. All of them had a reason.
“fine. FINE. i hope you buy something responsible with this”
— The Reluctant Satsender
6 months ago
“came for the meme, stayed for the existential dread, left 250 sats richer (you)”
— JustPassingThrough
6 months ago
“it's 2am and i can't sleep. sending sats seemed like the only logical solution”
— @sleepless_sender
6 months ago
“this is extortion and i respect it deeply. here's 69 sats”
— GrumpyButFair
6 months ago
“no idea what lightning network is but i figured it out just for this”
— @nfi_but_paid
6 months ago
“sent 100 sats. my therapist said i needed to work on guilt. she was right”
— PeterPaysNow
6 months ago
“i demand a receipt. and also good job, this site is genuinely funny”
— Karen M.
6 months ago
“opened this tab 4 days ago and couldn't close it. you win”
— @cheap_charlie_no_more
6 months ago
“sent from my cold storage wallet just to prove i know what i'm doing. also sorry”
— TechBro Todd
6 months ago
“i've lost more on shitcoins than this. at least this guilt trip was entertaining”
— @hodlgang_ricky
6 months ago
“paid under protest. the blinking dot was judging me and i cracked”
— anonymous_coward
6 months ago
“my son showed me this site and told me to pay. so here's 21 sats. love you sweetheart”
— Mum
6 months ago
“i was going to leave but then the counter went up while i was watching and i panicked”
— @btc_benny
6 months ago
“sent 500 sats. told my boss it was a business expense. i have no regrets”
— DaveFromAccounting
6 months ago
“my wife said if i send one more sat she's leaving. worth it honestly”
— @satoshi_steph
6 months ago
“I am that hero you’re looking for 🤣💵”
— @gotinfirst
6 months ago