Hall of Almost-Broke Me

“fine. FINE. i hope you buy something responsible with this”

— The Reluctant Satsender

“came for the meme, stayed for the existential dread, left 250 sats richer (you)”

— JustPassingThrough

“it's 2am and i can't sleep. sending sats seemed like the only logical solution”

— @sleepless_sender

“this is extortion and i respect it deeply. here's 69 sats”

— GrumpyButFair

“no idea what lightning network is but i figured it out just for this”

— @nfi_but_paid

“sent 100 sats. my therapist said i needed to work on guilt. she was right”

— PeterPaysNow

“i demand a receipt. and also good job, this site is genuinely funny”

— Karen M.

“opened this tab 4 days ago and couldn't close it. you win”

— @cheap_charlie_no_more

“sent from my cold storage wallet just to prove i know what i'm doing. also sorry”

— TechBro Todd

“i've lost more on shitcoins than this. at least this guilt trip was entertaining”

— @hodlgang_ricky

“paid under protest. the blinking dot was judging me and i cracked”

— anonymous_coward

“my son showed me this site and told me to pay. so here's 21 sats. love you sweetheart”

— Mum

“i was going to leave but then the counter went up while i was watching and i panicked”

— @btc_benny

“sent 500 sats. told my boss it was a business expense. i have no regrets”

— DaveFromAccounting

“my wife said if i send one more sat she's leaving. worth it honestly”

— @satoshi_steph

“I am that hero you’re looking for 🤣💵”

— @gotinfirst